Indian Problems

a typical indians' problems


I always wonder… why don’t they have anything better to do with their lives? 
Married at a young age (17-20) + see other people’s daughters get to live the “American” lifestyle (basically, being more successful than them or their own daughters) + sit at home and get fat + no career + no education + no respectable job = gossip about others to feel better about yourself. 

Ain’t no indian gathering without aunties to talk smack!!

I always wonder… why don’t they have anything better to do with their lives? 

Married at a young age (17-20) + see other people’s daughters get to live the “American” lifestyle (basically, being more successful than them or their own daughters) + sit at home and get fat + no career + no education + no respectable job = gossip about others to feel better about yourself. 

Ain’t no indian gathering without aunties to talk smack!!

Indian Problems #39

Punjabi Names: Mix and Match Prefix & Suffix

—-jeet

—-preet

—-jot

—-pal

—-deep

—-dev

—-inder

—-meet

—-leen

—-neet

Har—-

Man—-

Rav—-

Jas—-

Gur—-

Indian Problems #38

Parent Logic:

Things I don’t care about: “You’re an adult; you’re old enough to make your own decisions”

Things I do care about: “Shut up! You’re a child; you don’t know anything”

Indian Parents #37

Doesn’t it seem weird that your parents were #1 in academics, sports, etc. back in India? So was every other aunty/ uncle. Ever wondered why they don’t tell you about their lives when they were your age? The only stories they tell you involve how they had no computers, cars, and money yet they always got #1 in everything. Seems like they never made a single mistake in their lives.

Indian parents are hypocrites. You gotta laugh.

Indian Problems #36

Parents tell you to never talk back to your elders because that is rude. That means, you will never be able to reason with them how you feel about certain things. If you say anything that goes against what they think, you are being rude. ‘Tis the life of an indian.

Indian Problems #35

Overly Attached Girlfriend: You were supposed get here in 8 minutes. You got here in 10 minutes. WHO IS SHE?

Indian Parents: You were supposed to get home at 8:50pm. You got home at 9:00pm. WHO IS HE/SHE?

Seriously?

Indian Problems #34

The library is used for studying? Who the hell used it as an excuse to see a guy/ girl? Now all brown parents won’t let you study at the library. They think something is up -_____-

Indian Problems #33

You thought high school drama was intense? Try a desi family…

Indian Problems #32

Hey, I just met you. 

And this is crazy.

So here’s the deal,

We’re getting married… (no maybe in this version).

Indian Problems #31

Parents love their status in society more than your happiness.